BAOBEI MARHX.

ICE ICE BABY
helloo darlings:D

MRCHIOBUX IS BACK (i just love how i get to welcome myself here) and today we deal with a chiobu (seriously) who is attached; is a serious twit; has serious problem of not being able to differentiate pronounciations altogether; and her occupation is "ttu love myye angqmopaii baobeiis" whatever fuck that means.


lets look into the MAGICAL world of ~

BAOBEI WENDIIE!cHii0zx NorHx!


A CLASSIC "I HAVE A TWIN!!!" PICTURE *YAY*seriously some kind samaritan tell which school she's from.
and the caption happens to be: iiellovesiue ;myye boiis it totally HAS to do with that picture. totally.

sounds like what a high class tai tai ( I LOVE YOU, MY BOYS) mother would say. OMFG. IS SHE PREGNANT
*proceeds to write complain letters to whateverschoolthisgirlisfrom@twittiesrock.moe.edu.sg

& for the following, we let the pictures talk to YOU.


caption: tongqxinn jiiemeiis ;iie love herr ttu bits


caption: bbaobeiis ;tongqxims . #o6.o9.o6

caption: wenddiie && jiiajiia *

drooling?:D
this is not that bad. it's not the way she looks that pisses us off. it's the way SHE TYPES. FUCKING GROSS.

Let's start with the beginning of her fab profile. ( whole of *** para)

***Schools(Other):

*CHIJ ttao payyohh (ohh ii ssee! ii knnow yyourr taoo alsoo duaa duaa(head also big big; direct translation of hokkien) wrytte?)

Occupation:
`ttu love myye angqmopaii baobeiis` (twits are damn good at twisting their fucked up words until it's non legible. i guess it means ANGMOHPAI.)

Affiliations:
lloves myye GORDDONN DDEARDDEAR (GORDDONN DOUNDS NICE! TOO BADD IT DOESNTT RHYMEE WITHH CONDOMM)

Hobbies and Interests:
dollingq upp, love all myye baobeuus aroundd miie

Favorite Books:
BOOKS arrd SUCKS ;fuck off plls (NO BOOK WOULD LIKE TA FUCK WITH YOU. SORRY.)

Favorite Music:
...............<> (actually i thought this was some bird poo or something, thurned out it was some crappy nonsense.)

Zodiac Sign:
Taurus

About Me:
`*____BBAOBEII ^swits thirteen . myye bbellove`dd llao gqongq * ( you mean TWITS thirteen! & for pete's sake someone stop those twits from calling themselves BAOBEI. PUI LA)

WOAIINIIS .
`#17.12.o6 ,02.36am ; enddlless storiies .iie llovesiue ! .myye bboii . (WOYYEAIINIIS. another high class tai tai speech to her son. oh god.)

* BBAOBEII lloves GORDDONN ddearddears*`rebborn myye llyfre ;pamperedd bby myye bboii.# 06`09`06 ; (REBORN YOUR LIFE. LOL. whats up with your grammar.)

angqmopaiis was oudds ! .unforgqetablleMEMORIES (:`*tongqxinn jiie meiis x)) ;` ("angqmohpaiis was oudds?" you mean ANGMOHPAI IS TOTALLY OUT. seriously twits need a thick longman dictionary. i mean SUPER THICK, TWITTHICK.)

[ jiiajiiaBAOBEIIS ] ` ; [ stellaDARLING ]` [ wenddiieBAOBEIIX ] ` ; [ melanii MUMMIE ]`[kaii lingq DARLINGQ ]hharts uue lloads`x x'D ' .` # llufre dhems tuhhs bbiits .; ' ` nvrr bbe repllacedd x) * ` ' ollwaes nd` foreverr ttogqethher .we standd as onne , we bbeat as onne , dunchks JUDGE uuss .stiue llufre ALL `' mye daddiies ; ` mye mummiies ; ` mye korkors ; ` mye jiiejiie ; ` mye meiimeiis ; ` mye bbaobeiis erzii ; ` mye ddarliingq ; ` mye bbaobeiix ; ` mye aiiais . MYE LOVES (some common crap where they'll mention practically every single one of their dWarrLiinG BAOBEIIS. and all those 1314 dumb long speeches.)

Who I Want to Meet:
iue `re myye onli bbaobeii bbellove`dd bboii ;iie will scarice everythingq ferr iue ! .

(okay this is something i must mention, if you're wondering what SCARICE means, it's not a shortform of SCARE RICE or SCARE ICE. BUT SACRIFICE. wth, she must've passed her english. see serious problem of diffrentiating pronounciations, tsk tsk)

ANYONNE ((:

~add miie iin MSN`# babyxgerr_wendiie@hotmail.com .;`

' ; ppl whhus hhates smokers ardd fuckkers ! .iie hhate tiishh kiinds obb FUCKINGs peepos x))` ' PLS FUCK OFF ; iie habbs mye ownn attitudde . (sh0 euuiw habbs yy0ure 0wnN attitudde uhs, how interesting, is that called twititude? hmmm.)

WO TAOS YANS NII ! .onne wordd ; onne meaniingq ; eiightt lletter : HONGSTER ! .HATE UE ! . ' ***

& remember i mentioned she's attached?

XiaoGordon
Posted 20/12/2006
i love u too !! i oso believe our story will nv end de lor ,we will be together 4ever and ever de right ?and i will nv make u sad,i jus wan to see u happy cos i love u !!!!and i wan to treasure the person i love,and the person is u.At last i jus wan to tell u I LOVE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!MUACKS!!17.12.06;2.36 amDEARDEAR LOVE BAOBEI WENDY 4EVERENDLESS LOVE (this is the testimonial he gave her :D he is SO passionate, aw, mrchiobux love you de lor, and you know my love will never end RYT???? COS I LURBBSES YOU SHO MUCH LA!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS KISS!!) sorry if this dumb sentence affected you. i was just kidding.

Baobei
Posted 19/12/2006
` myye BBELLOVE`DD bbabiie bboii ;iiellovesiue !! .iie bbelieve ourr storiies will nebber endds `ndn walks ttogqethher ttu thhe endd ;iue `re myye onli onnes iie lloves thhe MOST !everyythhingqs iie promiise iue ,its will nebbewr bbe brokkenn * iie hhoppe iue will bbe thhe SAME . ENDDLLESS LLOVES*ourr storiies startedd#17.12.o6 ;02.36 am its will nebber endd ! mwauchks !!!!~ (and the testimonial she gave him MULTIPLIED BY 5 due to spamming. she is SO twittionate)

i must NOT have been in the right state of mind to type all these.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!

well anyways(:

BYE FROM WENDY! MUACKS.