1 APRIL 2007

AWARD BABEHS.

SEND US A COMPLETE ARTICLE(somewhat like the blog posts) REGARDING A TWIT COMPLETELY ORIGINAL, & WRITTEN BY YOU. SEND ALL ARTICLES TO UNTIE-@HOTMAIL.COM
Criteria: just condemn & condemn.
and god make it funny too.
any type of article including your personal opinion on twits, a diary of a twit perhaps or even like one of the blog posts(complete with pictures) anti-twit blogs have.

ALL ARTICLES ARE TO BE SENT IN BY 25 MARCH 2007.
please do take this seriously. you might just be a budding twit writer.


p/s: BTW IF YOU'RE A SUPER STUPID PERSON, WE'RE NOT GONNA POSTS THOSE ARTICLES AS OUR OWN SMARTASS. SO STOP SAYING WE HAVE NO ORIGINALITY WHATEVER MOFOING CRAP YOU WANNA SAY. OOOOH, DOES THIS CORRODE YOUR EYES TOO ?

p/s/s: dont worry we wont reveal the actual name, email address of the person who sents in his/her entries. but please leave a pseudonym we can call you by.
thanks clairvoyance:D
aleena.

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http://www.friendster.com/24602224

perhaps the puppy face picture was a tad...
& yes i know this is only a three sentence post.

CHEEMONOLOGY

cheemonology

this is simple english

theeiishx iiesh chweiim0n0logiee.

i'm sorry i havent been updating tom with posts really related to twitiiexses but i had to show off some of the twit blogs i've seen so far,

PRETTY SCREENSHOTS:

TWIT ONE:D look.



TWIT ONE ACCUSES TWIT TWO ( SHIRLIA OF COPYING HER.
COPYING IN THE WORLD OF TWIITIEXSES IS AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS OFFENCE.


TWIT 2'S BLOG.
apparently twit one haatexsh pweeoples tuu corppiiex her.
well maybe so thier blogs have the same music and i checked the codings, pretty exact.
aw): buhbye bwest fwensx, ta ma de. corppiex miiee.

randomly clicked onto one of TWIT ONE'S LINKS. got this, yawn. super dumb cliches.

wlaos, every single link i clicked on HAVE DISGUSTING DUMB MUSIC AND STUPID POP UPS TELLING YOU ARIGATO WHATEVER SHYT LA. and there's like 80%twits. i'm killing myself helping to look for twit blogs.

i'm bored so i'm posting shitty stuff here.

1. http://www.friendster.com/34699037
her two ponytails are sibei chio.

2. http://www.friendster.com/xcchelleex
this one, i dont know, maybe you'll think she looks like super duper extreme pretty and not abit like abigail.

3. http://www.friendster.com/user.php?statpos=bc&uid=18485634
prom a great tagger, i'm trying not to be bad but if you dont have what it takes dont keep giving that spastic smile and showing off your awful face. ew

AYYE. I'M SO SORRY THIS BLOG IS GETTING BORING.
but the work is piling up for me and i'm on the edge of dying. so sorry for the period of time we'll be on hiatus. we'll tag no matter.
sorry.

aleena.
AND I'M SUPPOSE TO ADVERTISE FOR TWIT-HUNTER
here's it:
http://twit-hunter.blogspot.com
http://twit-hunter.blogspot.com
http://twit-hunter.blogspot.com
http://twit-hunter.blogspot.com/
(i made it super teeny wenny. i love you too:D HA HA.

YAY:D

HELLO OL' FAITHFUL READERS.
the tagboard's fixed!
it'll be up any moment now, and yes we've received ONE SINGLE EMAIL from JUSTINA LEE(yes another one too)! YAY:D
thanks justina for the links!

all credits to justina lee.

SHE'S SO DAMN GROSS AND ACT(:
I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE HER.
check Xia0oMoMo out:
http://bbs.sdo.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=12489&highlight=
http://bbs.sdo.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=12847&extra=page%3D2
http://bbs.sdo.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=13050&extra=page%3D2
http://bbs.sdo.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=13988&extra=page%3D2

we didnt comment anything about the pictures.
go look at how *erhem* they are-
she doesnt even look at the camera not in any single one of her dumb pictures.
MUST CLICK NORHX & ENJOY ORHXX.

aleena.

BYE BYE TAGBOARD:D!

HELLO DARLING READERS!
From today onwards the tagboard would be down till further notice.
Comments to be left after each of our posts!

and yes, spam us with vulgarities ect @
untie-@hotmail.com

WE LOVE YOU ALL:D
and do continue visiting!

no more tagboard so it might be a little troublesome for you to post comments but there's always the email & comments column.
perhaps we mgiht even choose the best comments and suggestions and LOVE EMAILS(YAY) given(:!
aleena

DEAD PIGLET.

SHE. IS. WEIRD.
SHE. IS. ODD.
QUEEN. ALIEN. ALERT.
i've used one of the profiles based on the url given by ":D" thanks !
well, apparently QUEEN ALIEN loves her toiletbowl alot
ALOT:D let us take a look into the lifestyle of QUEEN ALIEN.

SHE SALUTES YOU AS THE FIRST QUEEN ALIEN TO BE FOUND BREEDING IN SINGAPORE.
"I love my toilet more than you"
as you can see, it has been officially confirmed that the KING ALIEN would be a toiletbowl. and toiletbowls are fascinating stuff, they're where you make your chocolate puddings and ice lemon tea and end up flushing them down into this AMAZING whirlpool of dull colours in a WOOSH. do remember to take pictures of such scenic stuff:D.

"I'm acting retarded you see"
this is no ordinary sentence. Queen Alien is trying to tell us indirectly that she suffers from spasms and sudden convulsions, thus when she starts puffing out her cheeks it's a warning for you TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SHE BARFS or in special circumstances, give out A POOTY.
the paparazzi or really kaypo, they take pictures of Queen Alien when she's bout to french kiss with King Alien-to be.

BARFING IN ACTION. WOAHS, HEY IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT YOU SEE AN EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BARFING.

when Queen Aliens are pooting they prefer to seat in a coner and immerse themselves in the seemingly heavenly smell. unfortunately, our photographer couldnt go any nearer ; he was having a condition LIKE FUCKING COLD TURKEY due to the stink.

AUDITION & MAPLESTWOWIE. be honoured if you play the games QUEEN ALIENS play! SO COOL.

"my 2nd LOVE"PEKING DUCKS& BEST ROAST CHICKENS. those gigolos are also known as "ya(ducks)* are specially trained for their job thus they cost ALOT, like dinosaur eggs.

SWEET POSTER.

Queen Alien brings forth her friends from her planet with a new fashion style: "I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" nice long name, BRAVO QUEEN.

THIS STYLE IS A BLEND OF THE " HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" style and the "SHOWING OUT OUR IDS AND LOOKING COOL IS COOL" style. nice.

Queen Alien also has extraodinary designing skills, that suit her royal status perfectly.

One of the most beautiful things i have ever seen in my life. *sob* this is just TOO BEAUTIFUL. WAHHHH.and lastly a pretty shot of Queen Alien:D! KUDOS! her great designing skills are clearly shown in this picture of herself.

Special Agent/Reporter/WHOOP Spy, Nail LegStrong reporting from Planet KAWAIIXPEEPOS.

ohkay so i've been rather restless surfing friendster and blogs.
until i found a series of full friendster accs leading to another bulkload of it.
it's so fucking scary to have so many of those:
XIAOJESSY- FULLONE CUTEJESSY-FULLTWO BAOBEIJESSY-FULLTHREE

filling up the whole of that friends list
why not just create one:

MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ ONE
MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ TWO
MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ THREE
it's not funny, it's gross.

i bring to you not a twit, no no no.
just a guy who scares my pants away( the pants havent appeared since)
whatever
SO YES WE HAVE DEREK TODAY!
dont cower under your blanket, even though he's like i dunno, homosexual.

GUESS THE CAPTION.
er err: i puff out my cheeks a little so i would look sho kissable? NAHH WRONG.
errm err: my hair covers part of my face cos it has been mutated my some radioactive liquid? NAHH WRONG AGAIN!

its actually: hellooo...am i cute?
it's like woah. yeah yeah kns.

he gives us yet another eye candy oops i mean sore eye.

i dunno if this two pictures are a failed versions of pouting or something. just totally yuck.

Derek sucks in his lips and takes a picture, "err... do i look shuai?" innocent worx.

caption: is tis amazing???haha
YES IT IS! just please dont kick my toot away. and would you like me to ask some cheerleaders in booty-revealing miniskirt and kawaii pom poms to cheer for you?

this was the only one willing)))): she's sexy too! loads of sexy hot and bouncy cellulite. she's bound to make you horny~ ooh feeling hot already?

OH FUCK. YOU'RE A PERVERT IF YOU FEEL HOT.

and he has a part as a ghost in the movie "Return of the Homosexual Zombies"

this was in his pictures. i have a feeling he thinks he resembles this "lee jun ki" guy.

now*drum rolls* we're into the part where i really ran away with my pants.

caption: do i like dragon ball punya character??? OHMYFUCKINGHELL.
no you look like a homo i saw at changi yesterday.

caption: after view...pls add me oh! ! ! : ) *PLEASE. DONT DISGUST ME OH!!*
and add a freaking hoomoo to my list? noway 'mans'

I DONT KNOW IF HE PUTS EYESHADOW OR SOME LIP ICE LIP GLOSS AND SOME FUCKIGN PINK ROGUE.
but the way he smiles, it creeps the shit outta me.
and with his collar all lose , it's like he's asking all of you drooling males out there to "come~ come~" no wait, he's a malaysian so should be "LELONG LELONG SEXY MALE WITH HOT BOD AND KUNGFU SKILLS" the kungfu btw, is for wrestling in bed.

man, what am i thinking.
& btw, i have homophobia.

scary. mrchiobux(: