DEAD PIGLET.
SHE. IS. ODD.
QUEEN. ALIEN. ALERT.
i've used one of the profiles based on the url given by ":D" thanks !
well, apparently QUEEN ALIEN loves her toiletbowl alot
ALOT:D let us take a look into the lifestyle of QUEEN ALIEN.
SHE SALUTES YOU AS THE FIRST QUEEN ALIEN TO BE FOUND BREEDING IN SINGAPORE.
"I love my toilet more than you"
as you can see, it has been officially confirmed that the KING ALIEN would be a toiletbowl. and toiletbowls are fascinating stuff, they're where you make your chocolate puddings and ice lemon tea and end up flushing them down into this AMAZING whirlpool of dull colours in a WOOSH. do remember to take pictures of such scenic stuff:D.
"I'm acting retarded you see"
this is no ordinary sentence. Queen Alien is trying to tell us indirectly that she suffers from spasms and sudden convulsions, thus when she starts puffing out her cheeks it's a warning for you TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SHE BARFS or in special circumstances, give out A POOTY.
the paparazzi or really kaypo, they take pictures of Queen Alien when she's bout to french kiss with King Alien-to be.
when Queen Aliens are pooting they prefer to seat in a coner and immerse themselves in the seemingly heavenly smell. unfortunately, our photographer couldnt go any nearer ; he was having a condition LIKE FUCKING COLD TURKEY due to the stink.
AUDITION & MAPLESTWOWIE. be honoured if you play the games QUEEN ALIENS play! SO COOL.
"my 2nd LOVE"PEKING DUCKS& BEST ROAST CHICKENS. those gigolos are also known as "ya(ducks)* are specially trained for their job thus they cost ALOT, like dinosaur eggs.
SWEET POSTER.
Queen Alien brings forth her friends from her planet with a new fashion style: "I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" nice long name, BRAVO QUEEN.
THIS STYLE IS A BLEND OF THE " HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" style and the "SHOWING OUT OUR IDS AND LOOKING COOL IS COOL" style. nice.
Queen Alien also has extraodinary designing skills, that suit her royal status perfectly.
One of the most beautiful things i have ever seen in my life. *sob* this is just TOO BEAUTIFUL. WAHHHH.and lastly a pretty shot of Queen Alien:D! KUDOS! her great designing skills are clearly shown in this picture of herself.
Special Agent/Reporter/WHOOP Spy, Nail LegStrong reporting from Planet KAWAIIXPEEPOS.
2 Comments:
what's wrong with playng audition? T.T i play it but i quitted twiting long long ago.. T.T
By Eileen ., At December 21, 2007 at 7:02 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this post. ._. awesome job LOL.
By Claudia Thia, At May 18, 2009 at 1:43 AM
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