DEAD PIGLET.

SHE. IS. WEIRD.
SHE. IS. ODD.
QUEEN. ALIEN. ALERT.
i've used one of the profiles based on the url given by ":D" thanks !
well, apparently QUEEN ALIEN loves her toiletbowl alot
ALOT:D let us take a look into the lifestyle of QUEEN ALIEN.

SHE SALUTES YOU AS THE FIRST QUEEN ALIEN TO BE FOUND BREEDING IN SINGAPORE.
"I love my toilet more than you"
as you can see, it has been officially confirmed that the KING ALIEN would be a toiletbowl. and toiletbowls are fascinating stuff, they're where you make your chocolate puddings and ice lemon tea and end up flushing them down into this AMAZING whirlpool of dull colours in a WOOSH. do remember to take pictures of such scenic stuff:D.

"I'm acting retarded you see"
this is no ordinary sentence. Queen Alien is trying to tell us indirectly that she suffers from spasms and sudden convulsions, thus when she starts puffing out her cheeks it's a warning for you TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SHE BARFS or in special circumstances, give out A POOTY.
the paparazzi or really kaypo, they take pictures of Queen Alien when she's bout to french kiss with King Alien-to be.

BARFING IN ACTION. WOAHS, HEY IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT YOU SEE AN EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BARFING.

when Queen Aliens are pooting they prefer to seat in a coner and immerse themselves in the seemingly heavenly smell. unfortunately, our photographer couldnt go any nearer ; he was having a condition LIKE FUCKING COLD TURKEY due to the stink.

AUDITION & MAPLESTWOWIE. be honoured if you play the games QUEEN ALIENS play! SO COOL.

"my 2nd LOVE"PEKING DUCKS& BEST ROAST CHICKENS. those gigolos are also known as "ya(ducks)* are specially trained for their job thus they cost ALOT, like dinosaur eggs.

SWEET POSTER.

Queen Alien brings forth her friends from her planet with a new fashion style: "I HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" nice long name, BRAVO QUEEN.

THIS STYLE IS A BLEND OF THE " HAVE NO IDEA IF MY BLOUSE IS TUCKED IN OR OUT BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S COOL WHEN I DO IT ON PURPOSE" style and the "SHOWING OUT OUR IDS AND LOOKING COOL IS COOL" style. nice.

Queen Alien also has extraodinary designing skills, that suit her royal status perfectly.

One of the most beautiful things i have ever seen in my life. *sob* this is just TOO BEAUTIFUL. WAHHHH.and lastly a pretty shot of Queen Alien:D! KUDOS! her great designing skills are clearly shown in this picture of herself.

Special Agent/Reporter/WHOOP Spy, Nail LegStrong reporting from Planet KAWAIIXPEEPOS.

ohkay so i've been rather restless surfing friendster and blogs.
until i found a series of full friendster accs leading to another bulkload of it.
it's so fucking scary to have so many of those:
XIAOJESSY- FULLONE CUTEJESSY-FULLTWO BAOBEIJESSY-FULLTHREE

filling up the whole of that friends list
why not just create one:

MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ ONE
MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ TWO
MY FRIEND LIST IS GETTING FUCKING FULL ''''''''''''''''^^ THREE
it's not funny, it's gross.

i bring to you not a twit, no no no.
just a guy who scares my pants away( the pants havent appeared since)
whatever
SO YES WE HAVE DEREK TODAY!
dont cower under your blanket, even though he's like i dunno, homosexual.

GUESS THE CAPTION.
er err: i puff out my cheeks a little so i would look sho kissable? NAHH WRONG.
errm err: my hair covers part of my face cos it has been mutated my some radioactive liquid? NAHH WRONG AGAIN!

its actually: hellooo...am i cute?
it's like woah. yeah yeah kns.

he gives us yet another eye candy oops i mean sore eye.

i dunno if this two pictures are a failed versions of pouting or something. just totally yuck.

Derek sucks in his lips and takes a picture, "err... do i look shuai?" innocent worx.

caption: is tis amazing???haha
YES IT IS! just please dont kick my toot away. and would you like me to ask some cheerleaders in booty-revealing miniskirt and kawaii pom poms to cheer for you?

this was the only one willing)))): she's sexy too! loads of sexy hot and bouncy cellulite. she's bound to make you horny~ ooh feeling hot already?

OH FUCK. YOU'RE A PERVERT IF YOU FEEL HOT.

and he has a part as a ghost in the movie "Return of the Homosexual Zombies"

this was in his pictures. i have a feeling he thinks he resembles this "lee jun ki" guy.

now*drum rolls* we're into the part where i really ran away with my pants.

caption: do i like dragon ball punya character??? OHMYFUCKINGHELL.
no you look like a homo i saw at changi yesterday.

caption: after view...pls add me oh! ! ! : ) *PLEASE. DONT DISGUST ME OH!!*
and add a freaking hoomoo to my list? noway 'mans'

I DONT KNOW IF HE PUTS EYESHADOW OR SOME LIP ICE LIP GLOSS AND SOME FUCKIGN PINK ROGUE.
but the way he smiles, it creeps the shit outta me.
and with his collar all lose , it's like he's asking all of you drooling males out there to "come~ come~" no wait, he's a malaysian so should be "LELONG LELONG SEXY MALE WITH HOT BOD AND KUNGFU SKILLS" the kungfu btw, is for wrestling in bed.

man, what am i thinking.
& btw, i have homophobia.

scary. mrchiobux(:

JUSTINA HERE AGAIN:D
i promise to keep tom updated frequently alright, &to all those comments, sorry we don't really give it a damn. we all have a motive; which is against twits, so if you personally just simply love twits, please do so and scram. thank you!
(nah, never gonna be posting about this matter any more)

first twit, oh yes, before i forget, MERRY XMAS READERS OUT THERE:)
thanks for supporting us. oh yes, you made the right choice.
guess what, for xmas. we give you him.


woah brother, so damn beng. you know i just like my hair, cus its veh de spiky. KEKE, gurls like mahx! (all girls faint)


(rolls eyes) i just love the way how he added those oh so touching lines beside his damn face.


ah beng red colour united! GOOOO!!


woah, save the trees, write on your hands:)


ouchhie, i churttx moiisellf.
(after 5 minutes)
damn doesnt it look SO FKING REAL?


talk about gay. YES, this is a guy's hand. &^$&*(


Schools(Other):
boon ay sec

Hobbies and Interests:
bball.pool.sms.on fone.town.bugis.buy clothes.billiard.
(understandable why you go bugis. )

Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
About Me:

mU1 pr0f!e !! (you mean my profile or what?)
XUNHONG
uugyySIXTEEN(hahaha, u ugly glad u know* (:
single & unavailable23rdFEB900ve m! lik a k!d n sh0wer m! wiBb ur cuTenesS & l0ve..
(sorry, i only bathe horx. dun showaer)
my pr0miSe to eUu w!l alwAys b dEre!! Im toTalLy aTtrActEd tO euU onLi !! x))
( i though tyou say you were single. :l)
Who I Want to Meet:
..eUU !!!adD mi nW !!
(no thankx.)
c0z my Life is bOred zZz !!!fUk off (you mean fuck uh?)
iF euU haTe mI..everlasting_bball@hotmail.com for tis acc !!

TAKE NOTE !!!add mi at tan.xunhong__loves@hotmail.com if wan mak frenz. add for fun add her.. thx.. (dont bother.)


bye guys.

Haters.

Hello:D
i'm back. and since i'm having fever, i'd rather not get myself pissed off over people who hate us.

first and foremost, i do not want to create a big hoo-ha over all the tags.
it's seriously fine if you hate us.
& we're not saying we are bloody perfect dear readers, you can curse us or scream all your oaths and curses and we wont mind at all.
like i said, this website is for pure amusement purposes and if it disgusts you to be here, feel free not to continue reading our posts and making yourself even more fumed at us.

if you watch wwe or wwf or whatever,and you enjoy the entertainment they provide( ohkay, look at the amount of people who watch that and i hope you get my point) we wont hate you for liking it nor will we hate the producers for doing all these.
it's purely to entertain people, look at all the injuries (both permanent and temporary.) those professional wrestlers have suffered to allow all of you to be excited or amused over their vulgarities and punching 'antics'.

it's just about the same scenario here at twitsometer or mot.

lemme address some taggers, i dont hope to offend you and i wont use profanities.

ppl (you hope we'll be banged by cars or struck by lightning, and even ask our mother's to cane us to death(whatever) and ohkay you say we talk bad about others. i hope you would take a look at yourself before scolding us, would you look at your own actions before reprimanding us? and no use saying sorry when you dont mean it. and if we're behaving like a clown and talking like pigs, arent you uncannily alike to a gorilla spouting dumb nonsense?)

... (dear, we didnt say we're bloody perfect nor are we indirectly trying to indicate that to our readers. and we didnt say our words are nice. we didnt.)

xunhong i know you're pissed with justina for writing on you:D and nice saying we're perverts when you're pretty much one yourself! fancy painting your own nails black.

and by saying twitsometer we mean: people who love posting super random any part of the body pictures of themselves, twits included and jocks, zilian people

happy spamming:D tell me you havent badmouthed somebody you dont like or commented on someone you dont know before you start hurling vulgarities at us.
moreover, mot does posts on maplestory and habbo which might not have such strong relation to twits at all so why bother commenting so much about us?

guess who's back? back again?

well this shall be a short post! why? just because.
will be short one as requested from our dear reader! DO request for whoever you want to be posted bcos we're always very interested to know them! (winks)

&SORRY GUYS, we ain't MOT wannabes. you are feel free to LEAVE if you want :D

i found out that twits meet twits = EVERLASTING LOVE 1314 and may we present to you the first twit couple!
we should really feature a 'twit couple of the month' in our blog. you think? COMMENTS!

for the month of december, we have WEI WEI and TIANCHENG!


we know you love the lollipop stick so much but please leave it out of the pictures? (we so dont need you to advertise the lollipop for the company.) THANKS(X


and since twits love fellow twits so much, here's the boyfriend! (claps)
(wow, showing off your boyfriend &the lollipop. DOUBLE GOAL!! oh lehh!!)

woah, featuring miss universe with her TOP FOUR CHIOEST PHOTO!! PLEASE CLAP EVERYONE. (X i just love her tongue don't we??

talk about being zilian is fine. BUT CALLING YOURSELF SOTONG? like gosh. like that i become squid already. horrible specs anyway. bad photography stated from above. i think she should just do A 360 DEGREE SHOT!! WHOOOOO!! CUTE NORHX(X

GUESS WHAT THEY CALL THEMSELF??!!

danke,danbai,danhuang.
egg shell, egg white, egg yolk.
I PERSONALLY PREFER DANBAI. but, apparently not here.
PLEASE LOR. what's the world coming into.. HAHAHAHHAHA.

caption: PRECCIIOOUS BOII.
wow, really precious, cus he looks half awake(x KEKEX.

Schools(Other):
anderson secondary(:
wow, super smart :O

Zodiac Sign:
Taurus

About Me:
KIIMBERLY/weiiweii
(kekex. can i call euu xiaogurllzz? or kimmIe)

iin maii swiit fourteen
(your swiit fourteenN? plz lorxx, not euurs. maii= my)

currently studyiing iin anderson sec
weiiweiiLOVEtiianCHENG
(we can see that.. BUDD, cann dunnchh so err xinn norhhz..)

o4o9o6 eterniity-WOAIINIIS preciiousdeardear
(wow, still got time.. kekexx(x i alsoo aiinii 1884 kekex.)
Who I Want to Meet:

fwenster ndd msn - pinkopink_love92@hotmail.com
(kekexx. i wunnt bother addinggxx gortt ime dropp maii testis!~)

alright, this shall be it :D

ORDINARY XIAOGURLL`

JUSTINA HERE AGAIN! :)
I don't know why, but i just have the luck to find all the ah lians cum twits on friendster! I'm gonna tell you about this ORDINARY XIAOGURLL` she claims herself to be, i guess:) Sit back and enjoy!

LETS WELCOME jacqueline - staR (she named herself star, because she dreams about being a star everyday! WOW!!)


" i noe my haiir berrix erxinn, bud i nooee euurr guyx wanna cee haw i luok, shoo euu cann jioo moiix! iie juzz ended moiix fairietaleee, hoppe, thuu finnd moii prinnce again `"
boy replies: SORRY, my dick is much larger than your hand. comeon, wanna grab it? SHOW ME YOUR PALM. i might considering jioing you out!


girl immediately releases hand.

how despo can girls get. thats' a stupid pose anyway.


butch one and two.
CONVER;

girl 1; where did you get ur hairstyle from?
girl 2; bugis street.
girl 1; *squeals and jumps in delight* bring moi derex cann, kekex.
girl 2; agrees and brings girl 1 there.
----------------
after the haircut.
both girl 1 and girl 2 walks out happily from the salon not knowing that they look like BUTCHES(male side of a lesbian relationship)


Schools(Other):
swimming, sleeping, on9, n hang out v frenz all de times ....
(her schools are super cool)

Favorite Books:
harry poter(SERIOUS SPELLING ERROR. poter ;l)

Favorite Movies:
uncountable(i bet she don't even watch movies,)

Favorite Music:
all about s.h.e, jay, m2m, cyndi ... uncountable( ... ah lian music)

Favorite TV Shows:
guess guess guess, blackie teenages club ... n more ....
(have never heard of those tv shows)

Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio

About Me:
nice to meet u all ...i'm jacqueline ...actually i jz onli 15 years old study at ApGs(i thought her school is shopping chatting those kinda thing, she stated it up there!) tis bad skol (its a bad school cus of bad students like you, LIKE AS IF THEY WANTED TO RECRUIT YOU. comeon.) cus...erm .... nthg special(we know that obviously) 0f me jz a ordinary gurl in my life ....i luv shopping n travelling to all country(SERIOUS SPELLING ERROR. country instead of countries) ...i luv my family n funny(cus you make them funny) frenz aloz ....i luv listen to music ( can't live without it ) n luv soft teddy aloz ...always smile, play n kidding(kidding with your friends? &^$^* language) wif my frenz all de time .... my fav colour is white,black,silver,pink n sea blue ....my fav subject in skol is eng,(you sure its english?! disgraceful.) mth, sc n seni ... i lik to drawing but when result came out mz be terrible ... hehe ....somemore i dun lik ppl lie me( i think only you lie to yourself pathetic) ... tis is most important ...

JUSTINA'S GOING OFF. :D

RABBIT WORLDZ

HOT HOT BABY!
JUSTINA here to update you with some animal news which you guys might be very concerned about. its about rabbits transforming into horrible human beings, TWITS. (haven't been posting very regularly!!) I JUST LOVE MY MRCHIOBUX. (i seriously do) I CAN BE MRSCHIOBUX ALREADY:) YAY! but we promise we will update twitsometer frequently!! (i just know you are looking forward, comeon. just admit it)

and the theme today, is about rabbits inc.
AKA BRENDA from dunman secondary!


yes, it does look stupid.


just like this one! ON YOUR LEFT!! rabbit look alike, with act cute poses! AND SHE NAMED the photo ALL TIME FAVES. talk about disgusting. i guess she just can't take any nicer photos. pathetic girl. tsk.


kuku alert(YES, guess what, i agree with the caption sadly) stupid shades that do not look good on her!!


cheapest way to get a photograph:) TAKE IN THE TOILET!! i suggest everyone tries that.


GHOST LOOK ALIKE. any famous movie director wants to hire her to star in JU-ON III OR IV. that could be her best break ever.


OH WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE MY PHOTO?! the girl pouts and puts her hands on her hips. ACTUALLY, i bet brenda FORCED the girl to take the photo. and she even named it cutiieppiee, AIN'T THAT GROSS?!


retard. oh seriously you look like one actually!! haha. don't you think i just look seriously good with the crumpled face and nose? chio buu! soo jioo mooix ourt`` tongxiNN!



Schools(Other):
tps` dmn . hello girl, there isn't a need to put ` inbetween.
WHO HEARD OF A SCHOOL CALLED TPSDMN??!

Occupation:
RABBIT` they have rights too!
wow, that is SUPER interesting. dmn has rabbits as students!! COOL.
im impressed!! and im so glad i did not put dmn as my first choice.

Affiliations:
www.xinshi-.blogspot.com
do you know the meaning of affiliations.

Favorite TV Shows:
P.S .. i luv you . tian shi wo ai ni !
super interesting television shows!!

Zodiac Sign:
Taurus

About Me:
im born with super small eyes (we can see that from the photos)
._.rabbit hops, ( i bet your napfa must be 170cm +++ for broad jump?! RABBITS. )
boing~you cant bribe me with sweets, chocolates maybe ( i didn't know rabbit eats chocolates.)
=xBREN- many says im retarded! >=/ (YOU ARE!)

Who I Want to Meet:
glow in the dark pig!( i thought you like rabbits?!)

FAHRENHEIT!!( you never will)

&THIS IS THE END OF RABBIT WORLD:)
i hope you had fun like i did.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE CASHIER TO GET SOME FREE CARROTS!!

BAOBEI MARHX.

ICE ICE BABY
helloo darlings:D

MRCHIOBUX IS BACK (i just love how i get to welcome myself here) and today we deal with a chiobu (seriously) who is attached; is a serious twit; has serious problem of not being able to differentiate pronounciations altogether; and her occupation is "ttu love myye angqmopaii baobeiis" whatever fuck that means.


lets look into the MAGICAL world of ~

BAOBEI WENDIIE!cHii0zx NorHx!


A CLASSIC "I HAVE A TWIN!!!" PICTURE *YAY*seriously some kind samaritan tell which school she's from.
and the caption happens to be: iiellovesiue ;myye boiis it totally HAS to do with that picture. totally.

sounds like what a high class tai tai ( I LOVE YOU, MY BOYS) mother would say. OMFG. IS SHE PREGNANT
*proceeds to write complain letters to whateverschoolthisgirlisfrom@twittiesrock.moe.edu.sg

& for the following, we let the pictures talk to YOU.


caption: tongqxinn jiiemeiis ;iie love herr ttu bits


caption: bbaobeiis ;tongqxims . #o6.o9.o6

caption: wenddiie && jiiajiia *

drooling?:D
this is not that bad. it's not the way she looks that pisses us off. it's the way SHE TYPES. FUCKING GROSS.

Let's start with the beginning of her fab profile. ( whole of *** para)

***Schools(Other):

*CHIJ ttao payyohh (ohh ii ssee! ii knnow yyourr taoo alsoo duaa duaa(head also big big; direct translation of hokkien) wrytte?)

Occupation:
`ttu love myye angqmopaii baobeiis` (twits are damn good at twisting their fucked up words until it's non legible. i guess it means ANGMOHPAI.)

Affiliations:
lloves myye GORDDONN DDEARDDEAR (GORDDONN DOUNDS NICE! TOO BADD IT DOESNTT RHYMEE WITHH CONDOMM)

Hobbies and Interests:
dollingq upp, love all myye baobeuus aroundd miie

Favorite Books:
BOOKS arrd SUCKS ;fuck off plls (NO BOOK WOULD LIKE TA FUCK WITH YOU. SORRY.)

Favorite Music:
...............<> (actually i thought this was some bird poo or something, thurned out it was some crappy nonsense.)

Zodiac Sign:
Taurus

About Me:
`*____BBAOBEII ^swits thirteen . myye bbellove`dd llao gqongq * ( you mean TWITS thirteen! & for pete's sake someone stop those twits from calling themselves BAOBEI. PUI LA)

WOAIINIIS .
`#17.12.o6 ,02.36am ; enddlless storiies .iie llovesiue ! .myye bboii . (WOYYEAIINIIS. another high class tai tai speech to her son. oh god.)

* BBAOBEII lloves GORDDONN ddearddears*`rebborn myye llyfre ;pamperedd bby myye bboii.# 06`09`06 ; (REBORN YOUR LIFE. LOL. whats up with your grammar.)

angqmopaiis was oudds ! .unforgqetablleMEMORIES (:`*tongqxinn jiie meiis x)) ;` ("angqmohpaiis was oudds?" you mean ANGMOHPAI IS TOTALLY OUT. seriously twits need a thick longman dictionary. i mean SUPER THICK, TWITTHICK.)

[ jiiajiiaBAOBEIIS ] ` ; [ stellaDARLING ]` [ wenddiieBAOBEIIX ] ` ; [ melanii MUMMIE ]`[kaii lingq DARLINGQ ]hharts uue lloads`x x'D ' .` # llufre dhems tuhhs bbiits .; ' ` nvrr bbe repllacedd x) * ` ' ollwaes nd` foreverr ttogqethher .we standd as onne , we bbeat as onne , dunchks JUDGE uuss .stiue llufre ALL `' mye daddiies ; ` mye mummiies ; ` mye korkors ; ` mye jiiejiie ; ` mye meiimeiis ; ` mye bbaobeiis erzii ; ` mye ddarliingq ; ` mye bbaobeiix ; ` mye aiiais . MYE LOVES (some common crap where they'll mention practically every single one of their dWarrLiinG BAOBEIIS. and all those 1314 dumb long speeches.)

Who I Want to Meet:
iue `re myye onli bbaobeii bbellove`dd bboii ;iie will scarice everythingq ferr iue ! .

(okay this is something i must mention, if you're wondering what SCARICE means, it's not a shortform of SCARE RICE or SCARE ICE. BUT SACRIFICE. wth, she must've passed her english. see serious problem of diffrentiating pronounciations, tsk tsk)

ANYONNE ((:

~add miie iin MSN`# babyxgerr_wendiie@hotmail.com .;`

' ; ppl whhus hhates smokers ardd fuckkers ! .iie hhate tiishh kiinds obb FUCKINGs peepos x))` ' PLS FUCK OFF ; iie habbs mye ownn attitudde . (sh0 euuiw habbs yy0ure 0wnN attitudde uhs, how interesting, is that called twititude? hmmm.)

WO TAOS YANS NII ! .onne wordd ; onne meaniingq ; eiightt lletter : HONGSTER ! .HATE UE ! . ' ***

& remember i mentioned she's attached?

XiaoGordon
Posted 20/12/2006
i love u too !! i oso believe our story will nv end de lor ,we will be together 4ever and ever de right ?and i will nv make u sad,i jus wan to see u happy cos i love u !!!!and i wan to treasure the person i love,and the person is u.At last i jus wan to tell u I LOVE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!MUACKS!!17.12.06;2.36 amDEARDEAR LOVE BAOBEI WENDY 4EVERENDLESS LOVE (this is the testimonial he gave her :D he is SO passionate, aw, mrchiobux love you de lor, and you know my love will never end RYT???? COS I LURBBSES YOU SHO MUCH LA!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS KISS!!) sorry if this dumb sentence affected you. i was just kidding.

Baobei
Posted 19/12/2006
` myye BBELLOVE`DD bbabiie bboii ;iiellovesiue !! .iie bbelieve ourr storiies will nebber endds `ndn walks ttogqethher ttu thhe endd ;iue `re myye onli onnes iie lloves thhe MOST !everyythhingqs iie promiise iue ,its will nebbewr bbe brokkenn * iie hhoppe iue will bbe thhe SAME . ENDDLLESS LLOVES*ourr storiies startedd#17.12.o6 ;02.36 am its will nebber endd ! mwauchks !!!!~ (and the testimonial she gave him MULTIPLIED BY 5 due to spamming. she is SO twittionate)

i must NOT have been in the right state of mind to type all these.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?!

well anyways(:

BYE FROM WENDY! MUACKS.